Wednesday, 27 April 2016

The Long Walk To Pan Africanism



I never really used to dwell much on this subject, it seemed all dreary and in truth, I figured it was not my problem. I had a sheltered life despite growing up in a nation that merely 8 years before my birth, was dipped in war and turmoil with the black majority fighting for their freedom against the oppressive Rhodesian regime. I cannot say much about that war as I did not get to see it, nor experience how life was for my people in Rhodesia but from the images, footage and stories I have heard, it was an experience I cannot even begin to understand, it was a grueling existence they lived. Much to my current dismay, having had all possible necessities afforded me, I turned a blind eye to all that happened pre-Bukhosi and just focused on me, me and me. How shameful!

It took one man who had to travel all the way from the United States to make me understand the true value of identity. Im going to reveal a bit of truth I have never ever told anyone before. Despite having had a few white people at my school, despite being friends with a few of them, and despite having worked among white folk in South Africa, I still was in awe of them up until quite recently. I once went drinking with a couple of my friends at “Tin Roof” and I had never seen so many white people packed in such a tiny space before. I did manage to grab a seat and drink quietly but deep within me, my mind was racing, “I wonder if I could befriend a few and take selfies”, “I wonder if I could chat up a white female and she agrees to date me, id probably get her pregnant fast so she’s forced to marry me”, “My peers will be so jealous when they see my pics with white friends”
It is sad to say but this line of thinking has crossed the majority of our people’s minds at some point or other, and the fault lies not in us, but in the people that oppressed us and made us think them superior and infallible (Yes baas!).

The inferiority complex they instilled in our fathers is passed on through generations and inherited by great grandchildren but after having my eyes opened, in my line it ends with me. When I met Sinclair Skinner for the first time, I could hardly contain my displeasure at how this American could come and tell me how to be African and how to be proud of it and embrace my African persona. I was born and raised in Africa and have never traveled beyond its confines so imagine the nerve of this person, born and raised in America to come and tell me im not being African enough!! My line of though was that i was more African than he and understood oppression better than he:

Given some time to reflect, and having spent much time with him, it began to dawn on me that our people are quick to embrace Western influences. Our minds have been deeply colonized that whatever the West churns out, we gobble up voraciously. Did you know that up until March of this year, America had more sanctions against Zimbabwe than they had against North Korea? North Korea is that tiny brave country in Asia that will most likely fire a nuclear weapon at America than concede to be influenced by it. I have personally never even heard of a rumour that Zimbabwe was remotely capable of producing a nuclear weapon but there you have it, it had more sanctions. When they spin the story however, they tell us they only have targeted sanctions against individuals and that is what we are quick to believe. 

This morning I got on facebook and came across this piece http://www.thezimbabwenewslive.com/business-18475-18475.html and that is when it hit me. I was deeply affected, down to the core by the views constantly expressed by Sinclair. Our people were oppressed and we were not ok with it and we fought to claim our right to be considered as human beings. Imagine that! Fighting to be considered human, something that you already are, how terrible. We were deemed to be no better than animals, not worthy of nicer accommodation, food, jobs or even a nice paved path to walk on. In fact, if you go back in history, they used to claim our brains were so inferior in every way and were more suited to being dominated and to submission. How then can you drink in the same bar as an animal or brush shoulders in the street. It is only through independence that we can now walk proudly in First Street, Harare! The story is not over yet!
What Rhodesia Really Was Like

My eyes are opening to the reality of things. We are still an oppressed people, so much so that we cannot even be honest enough with ourselves to see it yet its as plain as day. We aspire to live, work, talk, sing, dance and even eat like the people who just 3 decades ago controlled every aspect of our lives and denied us basic human requirements. Now we regale them when they come guised as humanitarians proffering aid in much the same way we regaled them centuries back when they came proffering Christianity and redemption yet ended up taking everything we held dear. Ever asked yourself why you need aid in the first place? I could go on and on but if you think you are not colonized, then ponder this for a second: Imagine a time before Zimbabwe introduced the indigenization act, who were the holding companies of Nestle, Barclays Bank, B.H.P platinum mine, Rio Tinto, Makro, B.A.T., T.S.F only to mention a few. Companies that were at the helm of our Nations’s GDP and could control all aspects of our economy. It is our oppressors who controlled these companies and hence controlled our country covertly but it took ingenuity and innovative thinking to weed out this control and give it to our people. It might not be you, or your father or even your relative controlling it but you can sleep easier knowing most proceeds from the company will be retained within Zimbabwe and give us a favorable GDP but under oppressive control, there was no question as to where the revenue was being shipped to, England based holding companies!
My life is not perfect and I do not have everything I need to live comfortably but id rather be free to make my own choices in truth than be chained and fed on scraps under the illusion im a feasting king.

Wednesday, 13 April 2016

Rocket 900 Desert Gold Edition



The fastest production car in the world, to the best of my knowledge, is the Hennessey Venom GT. A powerfully built monster on wheels that reached a superb speed of 435km/hr but due to a controversy was rejected by Guiness book of world records who then penned down the Bugatti Veyron as the fastest, which was recorded at a whooping 415km/hr, a full 20km/hr slower than the Hennesy. Such speeds are commonly known to be the domain of super cars; these sleek, sporty, mean machines that were designed for one purpose, speed!



 It came as a great surprise therefore when my petrolhead whatsapp groups became abuzz with images of a Mercedes S65 AMG with 6 tailpipes, 7 speed manual transmission and 400km/hr on the clock!! I admit, in the Mercedes Versus BMW war, I’m in the three pronged star battalion but that is not to say I dislike the ferocious BMW. The Mercedes Benz brand is reputably known for its luxurious appeal which is a hit among executives, as compared to its arch-rival. The image below shows the three images making their rounds on the mobile messaging platform, pictures which had me palpitating, out of breath and wishing deep in my heart I could just stumble upon US$300 000, I have never salivated this much for a car before. Ok truthfully I have, lots of times, but that’s not the point! Illusions however, can only do so much and I started mentally poking holes in the 400km/hr mean Merc story.

 
 1.       The image of the gear knob in the picture above: Mercedes, for their manual transmission cars, have for the past couple of years been using black leather gear knobs with a flowing silver/chrome accent top. The design itself is stylish and elegant and not plain as the gear knob in the image above, a knob I have long since established belongs to the menacing 7-speed Chevrolet Corvette Stingray 7 by General Motors. Compare with image below:


2.       The clock on the dashboard looks a lot like the one they put on the Mercedes Benz C200 AMG W202, 16 years ago and not like their current work yet the S65 body framework depicted in the Whatsapp imagery belongs to that of a relatively current edition. In essence, the clock should have borne a close resemblance to the clock on a W205 version. The image on the left below belongs to a W202 model while the one on the right, to the latest version, the W205.


 It was time to separate between fantasy and reality so I embarked on a mammoth quest of collecting all the information I could on the S65 and all affiliated tune-ups. Could it be untrue that an S65 exists which could reach speeds of up to 400km/hr? I understood of course that this was not the forte of the luxurious coupes and sedans, even the tuned up AMG. The best way to determine the truth of this was to visit the source, the awe-inspiring, mesmerizing Mercedes Benz AMG official website with its welcoming throaty sound of a V8 engine revving. The website claimed that their latest tuned S65 offering boasted the following specs:

“AMG 6.0-Liter V12 Biturbo Engine Handcrafted by Mercedes-AMG One Man – One Engine 0-100 km/h: 4.3 s 463 kW (630 hp).Top speed: 250 km/h/ 300 km/h* (Electronically Limited)”

Not to be dramatic or anything but even an electronically limited 300km/hr speed is a far cry from the 400km/hr I was looking for. A 100km/hr difference is way too much to be attributed to a limiter, it just is not possible. Unfortunately even the current official AMG was nowhere near the images I received, that left only one logical explanation, the images are doctored! On close inspection none of those images look doctored!! This was baffling. As I was about to give up, a realization dawned on me, AMG is not the only Mercedes Benz tuning entity!!! AMG, ART, BINZ, ASMA, BRABUS, Carlsson, Expression Motorsport, GSC, FAB Design, GWA, Hamann, Henessey, Kicherer etc are all Merc Tuners!! Hope was not lost yet!!!

Unleashing The Beast
World renowned German tuner, Brabus, in March last year revealed the 625kW 5.9-litre turbo V8 version of Mercedes’ 63 AMG coupe with an electronically limited top speed of 350km/h at the Geneva Motorshow. This automatically became the “world’s fastest coupe” but despite that, the initial notion had been that the vehicle in question was a Sedan. I researched further and finally found it. A Brabus tuned Mercedes S65 AMG with 7 speed automatic transmission that literally had 400km/hr marked on the clock!! Dubbed the Rocket 900 Desert Gold Edition, this spectacular result of exceptionally brilliant automotive ingenuity is truly a spectacle to behold, a masterpiece, an icon for the ages! It was unveiled at the Dubai Motorshow and left the crowd in bewilderment pondering just who would ever consider splurging on such an intricate piece of mastery.

Brabus maintained all major aspects of the original S65 AMG and allowed the Rocket 900 to remain a rear-wheel drive high-performance sedan, which can handle the 0-100 km/hr sprint in merely 3.7 seconds and then reaching 200 km/h in 9.1 seconds!! Yes, the time it takes you to scratch an itch, this rocket will already be at 100km/hr from a complete standstill! The “Desert Gold” hue has been mated to the carbon fiber custom add-on body kits Brabus is famous for. I do not know about you, but this is truly the most epic sedan I have ever seen. 

Consider this, a gulfstream 650 private jet (G6) takes to the air at a speed of 280km/hr, a speed at which this equally luxurious carbon fiber based vehicle will still be aching for more even while still on the ground (friction + resistance). The Rocket 900, limiter excluded, has a top speed of almost half the G6’s cruising speed, meaning all things held constant, this one of a kind sedan will, theoretically, take double the time taken by the G6 to reach a destination!! If those stas and pictures below do not convince you, it’s time you buy a horse and carriage!